I’m The Boss
It’s funny what happened at Easter, especially since it wasn’t you. If it did happen to you, then know that what you have in your hands is a great anecdote that can be shared at parties.
And It Was Delicious
First of all, props to you! Finishing six filet mignon steaks is a feat that only legends can do. However, you may want to apologize to your human and his guests who starved and had to eat take out. It’s only understandable your parents are not so happy, but hey, they should know better, right? They can’t just leave food lying around.