Tongue Test
This is not what it looks like. You see, the cat challenged me to a test of tongue dexterity and I am not one to back out of a challenge. I know the cat isn’t here but believe me. It was here a few seconds ago.
Cilantro Breath
This doggie likes stink bugs, and that’s okay. There are much worse things out there that he could enjoy eating, like poo. Just think about what his breath would be like. Cilantro breath is nothing compared to poo breath, so give him a break, will you? Just saying.