Clear As Crystal
This is a great shirt if you want to be left alone while partying. Is a guy hitting on you? Don’t bother, I’m not drunk yet. A friend offering to drive you home? Don’t bother, I’m not drunk yet. That’s definitely a way to hit two birds with one stone.
What Does Hers Say?
Well, the guy’s t-shirt says everything we need to know. However, I wish there was a way to find out the text on the shirt she’s wearing. Regardless, this guy seems to have struck gold. It certainly seems that way judging by the way the girl is gulping down her beer.