Is It Lunch?
I’m glad that this animal is unable to read! I’m not sure that this is the appropriate thing to wear if you want to pet the little piggy at the zoo. Bacon is delicious, but those strips could have come from this baby’s mamma!
This Is Motivation
Sometimes, condescension functions as a great source of motivation. What’s your excuse, indeed. If this guy can do it, you can accomplish your goals.