I Do Not Care
At least, he’s being honest about it, unlike some people, but sometimes dogs can get a bit too honest. He looks quite unimpressed by the whole thing. His smirk says he does what he wants and he doesn’t care what others think. Such a rebel!
Chicken Thief
Using a classic excuse and pointing a finger/paw at someone who isn’t around to defend himself are both strategies you can employ to get a free pass every time you get in trouble. However, we’re not sure of their success rates, so if all else fails, bank on your cute faces.