Magazine , What Magazine?
Sorry human. I was reading and I found this article about cats. Something clearly happened but I must have blacked out. I don’t remember doing all of this. Still don’t like cats, though.
What?
Look into my eyes. You will do as I say. You will forget everything you’ve seen here. You did not see anything. I did not go through the trash. My head is not stuck in the lid. Move along now. Yes, that’s right. Keep walking.