Almost Right
It’s the front! No, it’s the back! Heck, we don’t know. All we hope is that this hair-covered face is covered by good health insurance because this could go any way right now.
Over, Not Under
You would think that as a professional hurdle-jumper you would know what to do. The hurdles are there to get over, literally. We didn’t think we would find ourselves in a time when Olympic events needed instructional signs.