Back From The Dark Side
When the Death Star gets blown up, you lose all your transportation options. Don’t worry, though! United Airlines is always ready to accommodate its fellow travelers. They don’t care if you’re evil spawn either.
How To Embarrass Your Mom
Your kids and husband really do love you. Well, love to embarrass you that is. But come on, you knew that long ago! Just go with the flow, mom, it’s better that way.